In honor of our 21st anniversary today, I am presenting Nancy this list of great things about being married to me. This list itself is so great, it probably ought to be on the list. But I need to save something for next year.
10 Great Things About Being Married to Me
1. Steady supply of $3 DVDs from Big Lots, each one a classic like "Spies Like Us"
2. Yard plants trimmed by hacksaw
3. Helpful critiques on boiling pasta water
4. Vigorous discourse on talent level of Laura Linney
5. Broad exposure to boxing movies
6. Disciplined recycling, including paper sleeves from restaurant straws
7. Spicing up Jane Austen movies by randomly interjecting "Willoughby! Willoughby!"
8. Translating closing hymn into Spanish with good volume
9. Flushing while still peeing to see "if I can time it right"
10. Daily diet of original song stylings.
As you can see, my love for her, which is pretty much boundless, is manifested in many special ways. Love you, Nancy.
P.S. It's a scientific fact. Just put a lid on the pot. It's faster. But first some salt. More.
